I swear I’m not gonna post a ton of these. (I totally am)
New shirt! FREAKin awesome!!!
(See what I did there)
"So… men in tights, huh?"
There’s shows about Amish people leaving, shows about Mormon people leaving, shows about Eskimos leaving…
Let me know when they make one about Midwesterners leaving. Get me the fuck out of here.
Welcome to Red vs Blue, where it started out as a comedy and now if a major character isn’t dead then they’re most likey displaying signs of emotional and mental scarring/disorders
It hurts so good though.
Guys, I need your help. I’m writing the roosterteeth office to tell them all just how much everything they do means to me. Reblog this if anything they’ve done (achievement hunter, rvb, rage quit) has affected you or made you a better person. I will be writing down your usernames and mailing the list along with my letter.
Ancient Puerto Rican proverb (via redvbloo) —
Being homosexual is okay.
Being trans is okay.
Being gender fluid is okay.
Being bisexual, pansexual or asexual is okay.
But so is being heterosexual.
So is being cis.
We all scream equality, but I’m seeing more and more people bashing those who are hetero or cis. I am a straight girl who was born a girl. I didn’t choose my sexual orientation anymore than anyone else did. So, let’s just stop this hate-to-hate. It’s ridiculous
My 7 year old son was shot down by his 1st grade teacher
The american public education system in a nutshell tho
My third grade teacher actually had a conversation with my mom that I was reading to well and told her to stop having me read at home
My first grade teacher said that it was problematic that I was reading ahead of the rest of the kids in my grade and asked my parents to stop letting me read Harry Potter.
My fourth grade teacher thought it was wrong for my dad to be teaching me complex math because it fascinated me.
My elementary school music teacher hated the way my piano teacher taught me, and how I was more advanced than many of her students, and so told me, in front of my peers and my mother, that I was not good enough to participate in the state solo festival. She would not give me the form. We had to procure it from the district instead. She also hated how I excelled at reading and playing music for the recorder, and so she refused to give me my “belts” (colored beads to signify our level) and humiliated me in front of the class repeatedly.
My eighth grade algebra teacher used to fail me on take home tests because I didn’t solve problems exactly the way she showed us in class; I used methods that we had learned for other types of problems that also applied to these. She took points off my tests because I didn’t bring a calculator even though I got 100% without it, because I was able to do it by hand. I had to call my father, who is an engineer, down to the school to shout her down and give me back my A in the class.
My 10th grade Spanish teacher yelled at me in front of the class numerous times because she didn’t like the way I took notes; she thought that since I didn’t write every word off the slide, I wasn’t getting it all down. I had to explain to her that people who have taken advanced courses, like AP or IB classes, know that in a fast-paced learning environment you need to take quick shorthand notes that contain the necessary information rather than wasting time writing every word. She almost gave me detention.
My 11th grade English teacher gave me a poor mark on my first short essay because she believed that I was looking up unnecessarily complex words in a thesaurus to try and get better marks. The phrases in question: “laced with expletives” and “bombarded”. She wouldn’t hear any defense from me.
My 11th grade history teacher failed me on an essay about the 1950s because I misread the prompt. Except the prompt wasn’t words; it was a political cartoon. One of the figures was clearly president Eisenhower, but the other I couldn’t place. My teacher would not tell us who it was. I labelled him as the governor of Little Rock Arkansas during the integration period, and wrote an essay about that subject. My teacher said that no, it was Joseph McCarthy, and that there was a small picture of the man in our textbook and therefore I should have recognized him instantly. Half the class, apparently, did not.
The American school system is not here to educate us or to encourage us to learn; it’s here to keep us in line and silent. It’s here to keep us from deviating and being our own people and forming our own ideas. Don’t let it win.
I just can’t help but love Tim Lincecum xD so please just deal with the baseball. Please? XD
☼ Fun in The Sun ☼
Sizzling summer hits from Geoff’s Surf Shack & Mercantile
001. Schools Out For The Summer | Alice Cooper 002. Summer of ‘69 | Brian Adams 003. Summertime | DJ Jazzy Jeff 004. Rude | MAGIC! 005. Can’t Hold Us | Mackelmore & Ryan Lewis 006. I Knew You Were Trouble | Taylor Swift 007. Cruel Summer | Bananarama 008. Treasure | Bruno Mars 009. Always Summer | Yellowcard 010. Call Me Maybe | Carly Rae Jepsen
Essential Productivity Apps for any student:
- Caffeine- Prevents your screen from going into sleep mode. Great if you’re writing notes on an article and the screen keeps dimming, whilst you hope that if you stare long enough, the phrase “homologous ways to a view of hegemony” will start to make sense.
- Flux- If you find that you can’t sleep for ages after studying late at night, then this app is a total game changer. It basically turns the light on the screen red, because science people say that blue light keeps you awake and red light doesn’t. (*Full Disclosure* I’m not a scientist)
- Focusbar- The annoying voice of your mother nagging you to finish your homework…in app form. You can set the annoying level (I have it set on “wildly annoying”) and a bar will appear in the corner every few seconds to remind you that you’re supposed to be doing something else besides looking at cat photos.
- Microsoft Office- self explanatory, so I’ve linked to an article about life hacks for Microsoft Office instead. Because I’m just that awesome.
- Nag- Does your 5 minute study break keep turning into an hour on Youtube? Then you need Nag in your life. It’s basically an alarm/timer. But an extremely loud and annoying alarm/timer that’s very difficult to ignore. The bells genuinely sound more judgemental the longer you ignore it.
- Self Control- Also known as Cold Turkey for Microsoft users. If you absolutely cannot be trusted with an internet connection, then you need Self Control in your life. You add a list of websites to the “blacklist”and then set how long you want the app to work for, and for that duration of time you wont be able to access those website. Seriously, not even rebooting your computer or uninstalling the app will let you access the blacklist until your time is up. Tough love at its finest.
- Zotero- The new love of my life. Zotero allows you to manage all your citations and sources in one easy place. It’s an absolute life saver- no joke. There’s an in-word add in, so it will write your bibliography and citations for you in any format you want. There’s a chrome/firefox add in and a mobile app, so you don’t even have to type the citation into Zotero. Just press the button it does all the hard work for you. It even updates itself online, so you can still access your bibliography if your computer crashes. I <3 Zotero 5eva.