Thanks to my nephew, I’m hooked on duck dynasty. Sundays and Wednesdays at my house are like holidays. #noregrets #iwassosurprisedbythisshow #duckdynasty
when michael was trying to get ray to eat the twelve lava cakes and ray kept going no no i just ate pizza no
and then like ten minutes later lindsay says something and michael looks at ray and goes “oh my god is it because of the cakeless thing”
Fudge recipe on a headstone
I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.
I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”
That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.
is this blog stupid? yes. but which one of us is following it?
if we’re friends!! don’t apologize about talking about ur problems or anything ok if we’re friends i love when u talk about anything i love when u tell me things i love to know about ur life okay i love YOU
gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*
I’m going to be that annoying person who spams the tags, be warned. My dash is slow as shit, so:
If you post
-You love puns (hehe)
-Team Gents/Team Lads (Team Gents all the way)
-Pretty much anything Rooster Teeth
Re-blog this and BRAVO! I follow you. You’ve seen thousands of these. You know how this works.
tips for college:
- no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
- dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
- dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom
- dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom
even more tips
- if a place gives out free food. GO
- don’t be that guy with the guitar at the party
- invest in a microwave and mini fridge
Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”